01. you're very cute!
02. smile a lot today!
03. have some water!
oh my god. oooooh my god. i want to see my therapist i haven’t seen my therapist in three months i need to see my therapist
He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame
Do you ever look at a frog and just think
this is a predator
this is a creature that has evolved to hunt, kill, and devour other animals for its sustenance
i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS